Articles Tagged ‘Wal-Mart’

Graco Stroller Recall: Infant Deaths Prompt Stroller Recall

Graco strollers are being recalled after four infants died while inside them. The recall is for 2 million Graco strollers sold prior to 2008. The…



Teen Arrested For Theft At Valley Stream Wal-Mart

A Brooklyn teenager was arrested Friday for stealing various items from a Valley Stream Wal-Mart. Jose Colon, 16, was perusing the Wal-Mart at 77 Green…



Video: Wal-Mart Clown Commercial

Wal-Mart’s latest commercial highlights their always low prices by using a dad dressed as a clown to surprised his kid’s birthday party. Except someone forgot…



Nothing But Net: For the Week of Jan. 7 – Jan. 13

I showed a lady friend these pictures of nature’s fiercest inhabitants as babies and she responded that she would rather raise baby animals than baby children. This is a great idea. Our country is already overpopulated with ungrateful, incompetent, overweight kids. What’s that Billy? Your crush doesn’t want to go to the middle school dance with you? It’s because you weigh 200 pounds and ride a Segway to class.



Setauket Wal-Mart Burglarized

Suffolk police are seeking the public’s help concerning a burglary that happened at Setauket on Saturday morning. Management at the Wal-Mart on Route 347 entered…



The First Annual NBNnnys

Two thousand and nine was a banner year for the Internet, if that banner is covered in ads for car insurance and home mortgage refinancing, “Team Jacob” and “Team Edward” stickers and shitstains from the Twitter bird. What better way to remember the ups and downs and spam e-mails trying to enlarge my penis that my dad forwards me than with the First Annual NBNnnys? I’d like to thank all those who helped me narrow down the hundreds of NBN features to these winners: my Ouija board, a bottle of Percocet and my magic 8-ball.