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Jerry’s Ink: The Biggest Ass

I wrote this column a while ago. It seems to be everyone’s favorite. And although many years have gone by, the giant ass of my…



Jerry’s Ink: Time For “Democrats For Romney”

Why not? Almost all of my friends are Democrats; all of them voted for Barack Obama in 2008. Ask them these days, as I have,…



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Jerry’s Ink: I Hate My iPhone

Come on, admit it, you secretly hate your iPhone, too. I’ll bet that if they did an autopsy they would find that Steve Jobs died…



Jerry’s Ink: I’ve Got Whooping Cough. I Think.

I’VE GOT WHOOPING COUGH. I THINK. I woke up the other night, cleared my throat, coughed once and – still half asleep – jumped up…



Jerry’s Ink: The Sure Thing

When I was 19 years old, and broke as broke can be, I was a shipping clerk/messenger by day and went to Brooklyn College at…



Jerry’s Ink: Nobody Asked Me, But…

When I was 12 years old, my favorite newspaper writer was a young man named Jimmy Breslin, who wrote about boxing for the New York…