Articles Tagged ‘Sound Smart at a Party’

Letters to the Press: For the Week of July 15 – July 21

The “Sound Smart at a Party” feature in the June 24 issue of the Long Island Press contained an item about Lindsay Lohan’s mother being denied use of her daughter, Ali’s celebrity discount card at Carvel. This item referred to Ali’s “celebrity” status as a real shocker.



Sound Smart at a Party for the Week of Feb. 4 – Feb. 10

The smell of buffalo wings and disappointment are in the air, and that can mean only one thing—Super Bowl Sunday is almost here! Sure Big…



Sound Smart at a Party for the Weeks of December 24 – January 4

Five men in Poland were arrested for stealing the Nazis’ infamous 16-foot, 90 lb iron sign declaring “Arbeit Macht Frei”—German for “Work Sets You Free”—…



Nothing But Net: For the Week of Oct. 22 – Oct. 28

Pop culture drama has been so uninspired lately. Jon and Kate Gosselin are still getting divorced? You don’t say! Lindsay Lohan is fighting with Samantha Ronson again? Get out! Something something something Michael Jackson? (*Sticks hand out, bends wrist*) Girl, he ain’t never goin’ away. Heck, some idiot flew a giant balloon made of tin foil and even he got on the news. Well push the imposters aside and bury Michael Jackson ladies and gentlemen (he smells like a rusted amusement park covered in eggs), because Mel Gibson is back. Homophobe, anti-Semite and alcoholic? FINALLY we can have some real headlines: “Drunk Gibson hijacks bus of gays, crashes into synagogue.”