Articles Tagged ‘Kuroshio’

The First Annual NBNnnys

Two thousand and nine was a banner year for the Internet, if that banner is covered in ads for car insurance and home mortgage refinancing, “Team Jacob” and “Team Edward” stickers and shitstains from the Twitter bird. What better way to remember the ups and downs and spam e-mails trying to enlarge my penis that my dad forwards me than with the First Annual NBNnnys? I’d like to thank all those who helped me narrow down the hundreds of NBN features to these winners: my Ouija board, a bottle of Percocet and my magic 8-ball.

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Aug. 13 – Aug. 19

I never do any research for this column, but usually I can infer enough about a video to make a slightly educated guess as to what they’re about (a kid with no padding tries to jump his skateboard over a rail and faceplants on cement? Hmm…wait, I’ve got it! The kid is an idiot). But this video for Labuat (?) throws a couple curve balls—it’s not in English, uses Flash and makes me feel like I just snorted OxiClean.