Articles Tagged ‘Kate Gosselin’

Long Island Letters To Santa

So, we’ve had enough of Tiger Woods and Kate Gosselin.

Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey–who are they? Oh from Long Island? Really? Amy Fisher?

Never heard of her.

Anyway, moving on to someone we’re proud to have on Long Island this month…

Santa.



Halloween Wigs: Gaga vs. Gosselin

What’s more terrifying than a bloody faced Chucky doll charging at you with a steak knife? Standing in front of a mirror with a reverse…



Nothing But Net: For the Week of Oct. 22 – Oct. 28

Pop culture drama has been so uninspired lately. Jon and Kate Gosselin are still getting divorced? You don’t say! Lindsay Lohan is fighting with Samantha Ronson again? Get out! Something something something Michael Jackson? (*Sticks hand out, bends wrist*) Girl, he ain’t never goin’ away. Heck, some idiot flew a giant balloon made of tin foil and even he got on the news. Well push the imposters aside and bury Michael Jackson ladies and gentlemen (he smells like a rusted amusement park covered in eggs), because Mel Gibson is back. Homophobe, anti-Semite and alcoholic? FINALLY we can have some real headlines: “Drunk Gibson hijacks bus of gays, crashes into synagogue.”



Jon Gosselin Says Show Should End

The father of the children on “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ says it’s “not healthy” for his kids to continue appearing on the TLC reality…