WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FIVE-PIECE MCNUGGET ISN’T ON THE DOLLAR MENU ANYMORE???
I ALREADY HAVE THIS HAPPY MEAL TOY, I WANT THE ONE YOU CAN HANG ON YOUR REFRIGERATOR!!!
THE WAR IN IRAQ IS SLOWLY BECOMING THIS GENERATION’S VIETNAM AND WE NEED TO WITHDRAW TROOPS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There’s no audio in this already legendary security camera video from a McDonald’s drive-thru, so we’re free to speculate what exactly Melodi Dushane was saying during her rampage.
What we do know: Dushane wanted some McNuggets. It was breakfast time and McNuggets are not on the breakfast menu. Wagging your finger at Melodi Dushane is akin to dressing like the red TeleTubby and dancing in front of a bull.
What we can assume: Dushane is biologically related to The Hulk. And on lots of drugs.
This is why you go to Burger King. Want chicken nuggets at 4 a.m.? Well you can have it your way!
Want them sprinkled with PCP-laced cocaine and ingested through a crack pipe? Uhhh…how about a value meal?