Tila Tequila
Despite the allegations from Todd Macaluso, attorney for San Diego Chargers star outside linebacker Shawne Merriman, that reality TV star Tila Tequila was full of herself (as in, drunk.. get it?), and Merriman’s own assertion that he was “worried for the safety of Tila Tequila because she appeared to be intoxicated and he didn’t want her to drive”, the star of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila (and it’s incredibly creatively-named sequel, A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila) told TwitterLand, “I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ cuz the irony. I can’t drink.” according to CNN.
We tried to ask our own experts Brian F. Lawyer and Joseph M. Attorney for comment, but ironically, neither of them are the least bit knowledgeable about law.
