If you tuned into Charlie Sheen’s ABC interview on Tuesday night you might have mistaken him for Michael Scott on crack…we’ll get right to the point. Read highlights below, then watch the video. It’s epic.
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When asked about erratic behavior…
“You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like ‘dude can’t handle it unplug this bastard’ yeah because it just it fires in a way that’s just is um I don’t know maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
When asked about possibly being bi-polar…
“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
On partying…
“I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll”
“I got tiger blood man. Dying is for fools”
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Charlie said he’s too smart to die from drugs…says the guys who do should have “read the directions before they showed up for the party”
Describes his drug use as “more than…anybody could survive”
Says he’s not going to relapse because…
“I blinked and I cured my brain. That’s how. Everyone has the power”
On his philosophy…
“Can’t is the cancer of happen”
“The Nike slogan doesn’t say ‘just try it’… no ‘just do it’ man”
How he partied..
“it was epic the run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn , Jagger, Richards look like droopy eyed armless children….”
and our personal favorite…
“I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they’re never otherwise gonna see in their boring normal lives and I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their lives and that’s a gift man.”
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