Pirates had the eye patch, but that only covered one eye. The Phantom of the Opera had that half mask thing, but that just looked weird. Geordi La Forge on Star Trek had the VISOR over his eyes, but even he admitted it was a pain to wear.
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So the eternal question “How do I go to sleep when it’s light outside?” has gone unanswered. Worry no more, American consumer, because the Snazzy Napper is here.
Take the gigantic-ness of a Snuggie and the face-covering appeal of a burqa and you’ve got the Snazzy Napper. The blanket covers your face and body, wrapping around your head with a strap. An eye guard means the strap can’t get too tight.
Suffocation? Not on the Snazzy Napper’s watch! The wonderblankie comes with a revolutionary oval-shaped nose opening so you can breathe.
And it comes with handy pockets woven into its delicate fabric. Just think: The days of robbing a bank and having to carry dufflebags to stash diamonds and cash in are over!
The Snazzy Napper costs $14.99 for the regular size and $24.99 for the extra large. But really, can you put a price on comfort?
