Articles Tagged ‘Sylvester Stallone’
Steroids on Long Island: Inside Our Juicehead Culture
Xavier* was 20 when he knew he had to quit using steroids. He was sitting in his Dodge Durango outside a Gold’s Gym in Suffolk…
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There are actors who spend their entire lives climbing the Hollywood ladder. They start as extras with horrible cast names like Girl Shopping No. 4 or Bad Guy No. 36. If they’re lucky, they catch the eye of a director with some credibility and get a little more camera time (Bad Guy No. 35 maybe). Maybe they get a supporting role on a sitcom. Maybe they make commercials only shown in foreign countries (looking at you Sly). Maybe they make a sex tape with a fledging R&B singer, have a huge ass and somehow DRIVE A BENTLEY ARE YOU KIDDING ME KIM KARDASHIAN WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!
