Articles Tagged ‘Soup’
Two thousand and nine was a banner year for the Internet, if that banner is covered in ads for car insurance and home mortgage refinancing, “Team Jacob” and “Team Edward” stickers and shitstains from the Twitter bird. What better way to remember the ups and downs and spam e-mails trying to enlarge my penis that my dad forwards me than with the First Annual NBNnnys? I’d like to thank all those who helped me narrow down the hundreds of NBN features to these winners: my Ouija board, a bottle of Percocet and my magic 8-ball.
I’ll be honest here and say I was not prepared for an ADHD- and seizure-inducing video involving Legos and 8-bit music on a Monday morning. I did a lot of things this past weekend and getting sleep was not one of them. Imagine being in one of the boats landing on the shores of Normandy on D-Day, but instead of an impending hailstorm of gunfire, you were greeted with tiny Danish bricks and NES controllers. Do you know what that’s like? DO YOU? IT AIN’T PRETTY!