Articles Tagged ‘Soccer’

Nothing But Net: The Net At Night: July 2010

I was driving home Tuesday night, just minding my own business on the Northern State, when I saw one of the overhead electronic screens—the ones…

Kick-Start To The 2010 FIFA World Cup

The 2010 FIFA World Cup is set to kick-off in South Africa when host nation South Africa takes on Mexico during the opening match this…

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Nov. 12 – Nov. 18

Saying superheroes are awesome is like saying Paris Hilton is a mindless bimbo—no need to beat around the bush. But I find it hard to believe that living with a superpower is always great. How does anybody understand Bruce Wayne when he’s ordering food at a restaurant? You mean to tell me Peter Parker didn’t once shoot webbing out when he was at a rock concert or trying on a suit? It’s not easy to live with premature web shooting, let me tell you.

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Oct. 29 – Nov. 4

Don’t let anyone ever tell you Rednecks aren’t funny. Larry the Cable Guy is the funniest guy I know. “Git-R-Done!” Good one, you dog! It’s funny, because he spells 67 percent of his catchphrase wrong, but made more money in the past 10 minutes than I will in the next decade. And how Rednecks marry one or two branches over on the family tree. Like that’s even allowed! And then they have a wedding and throw empty shotgun shells instead of rice and make babies with eight fingers and 27 toes. Laugh out loud.