Articles Tagged ‘Ridley Scott’
Shouting its way into theaters like a medieval music video, Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood confuses noise with art and folklore with history. A kind of everything-you-always-didn’t-want-to-know-about-Robin Hood, the tedious and brash bow and arrow epic unspools painfully from start to finish like a grating yet somehow snooze-inducing high school history lesson.
Pancakes are not my favorite breakfast food. Not even top three—that’s comprised of eggs, french toast and Jell-o shots. “But Brad, eggs are so boring and high in cholesterol! How can they beat out pancakes?” you say. First of all, shut up. This is my column, and I only get a half page, plus images, plus the awesome “NBN” logo.