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Mariah Carey is preganant. Mariah Carey Photos Mariah Carey announced her pregnancy Thursday on the Today show after months of speculation that she is expecting….
The plan was for “The Net at Night,” the recurring feature loved by insomniacs and vampires where I take a look at after-hours Google Trends,…
So, we’ve had enough of Tiger Woods and Kate Gosselin.
Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey–who are they? Oh from Long Island? Really? Amy Fisher?
Never heard of her.
Anyway, moving on to someone we’re proud to have on Long Island this month…
We know who we are. We are an island of dreamers. We sent men to the moon and Charles Lindbergh to Paris. We inspired Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby and the poetry of Walt Whitman. We are Nobel Prize winners and an American president. But to those looking at us from the outside, the Internet tells a different story.
Do you know what stories are the best to listen to? Marriage proposals. Man, I LOVE hearing them SO MUCH. Really? You had the waiter put the ring inside a piece of cake! No way! Aw man, and don’t tell me she bit into the cake? Ha ha, that’s a great story. What’s that? No no, these aren’t cyanide pills I’m swallowing. They’re just vitamins; go on! Really? You got down on one knee right there? In the restaurant? That’s so romantic bro! Real quick interruption—do you know if it’s possible to choke yourself? Just wondering. Sorry, keep going; I LOVE this story! She said YES?! Dude, so fantastic! One sec though—just pull this end of the noose for me?
Medical officials at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute upstate want students to close the tap on drinking games to prevent the spread of swine flu. Officials says…