Articles Tagged ‘Eddie Murphy’

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Billy Crystal to Host Oscars

From one Long Islander to another. The people at the Academy Awards didn’t waste any time finding Eddie Murphy’s replacement for next year’s Academy Awards,…

Saturday Night Live: Terrible Now, Hilarious Then

Who watched Saturday Night Live this past weekend? I had to TiVo it because I went to see Couples Retreat (OMG SO HILARIOUS) and then drank Bud Light Lime while listening to the new Dane Cook CD (SuFi!!!). But when I watched it Sunday morning, oh man, it was so funny I spit Toaster Strudel all over my TV! Drew Barrymore is, without question, the funniest woman alive. Whether it’s directing, acting or binging on drugs and alcohol at age 9 improv, she can do it all. And the sketches? Laugh Out Loud (LOL)! Just hang on one sec while I tie this noose a little tighter…

Jim Carrey + Schizophrenia – Visuals = Success

I’m excited for the upcoming remake of A Christmas Carol, the timeless tale of an old man who gets dementia ODs on some Amy Winehouse-esque pill concoction is visited by three ghosts who tell him to stop being an a-hole to everyone. I remember seeing it at Radio City Music Hall when I was a wee lad and enjoying it thoroughly, but coming away with one bit of constructive criticism–it needed way more Ace Ventura. And whaddaya know? Disney’s went and got Jim Carrey, star of such recent cinematic landmarks as The Number 23 and Yes Man, to help them milk the holiday teet. Alllllllllllllrightythen.