Articles Tagged ‘David Beckham’

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Top Rich Celebrity List

A man with a rocket arm and a woman who knows how to work the runway—that’s the combo that makes you the richest celebrity couple…

Royal Wedding Invitations in Mail

Invitations for the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton are in the mail, and it’s being reported that the President Barack Obama, and…

David Beckham’s Recovering, But Will Likely Miss World Cup

Becks is up, but not kicking–just yet. David Beckham is recovering well from surgery on his left Achilles’ tendon and has started walking with crutches,…

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Sept. 17 – Sept. 23

I don’t even know what to say about California anymore. If all 50 states were classmates in high school, California would be the alternative indie douchebag who always talked about bands you’d never heard of and wore clothes made of hemp and used adjectives like “gnarly.” Sure they have sports teams, but nobody from California watches them, and that’s ridiculous when you consider that the state has three football teams, three basketball teams, three hockey teams (IN CALIFORNIA) and five baseball teams. They bought David Beckham to play for L.A.’s soccer team and like a month later, he was all “Oy, whut the fook ’um I dewin’ eya?”

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Sept. 3 – Sept. 9

I feel like the only real way to market condoms is to just take the idea and shove it in people’s faces. No beating around the bush; just stick it out there. I can’t even imagine how they were advertised decades ago, when a man who looked at a woman’s teeth was accused of letting his eyes wander south and a woman was hit with indecent exposure for eating an ice cream cone.