Articles Tagged ‘Dave Matthews’

Nothing But Net: For the Week of Nov. 5 – Nov. 11

What kind of process is there for naming children? I don’t have kids (that I support—get a job you bums!), so what’s the deal? How did Nicole Richie and That Idiot from That Band come up with Harlow Winter Kate and Sparrow James Midnight? “Let’s take a made-up word, add a season (winter depresses me—damn the rich and famous!) and then put an actual name.” And she has to live with that. Do you think little Harlow Winter Kate is getting picked for varsity cheerleading? Because if you do you obvi don’t know what it takes to bring it.



I Wish The Acoustic Guitar Didn’t Exist

Why is the guitar considered such a cool instrument? It’s a hollowed-out piece of wood with some strings tied to it. By itself, it’s stupid. The guitar only becomes cool when you shove it full of wiring and jack it up on electricity. Then, the guitar is awesome. For further proof, listen to 2:52 through 3:56 of “Sweet Child O’Mine,” and then listen to anything ever made by Dave Matthews or his Band.



Dry Martino: What Took So Long, Dave Matthews?

Hey Dave, it’s about time! Ending a 12-year avoidance of Long Island, the Dave Matthews Band (DMB) returns to Long Island this week when they play at Nikon Theatre at Jones Beach on July 21 and 22.