Archive for the ‘Jerry’s Ink’ Category

Jerry’s Ink: The Biggest Ass

I wrote this column a while ago. It seems to be everyone’s favorite. And although many years have gone by, the giant ass of my…



Jerry’s Ink: Christmas Eve in Brooklyn

For me it’s the best day of the year. It’s about food and family. I cook until I’m ready to drop. But at one point…



Jerry’s Ink: Did You Ever Smoke Grass? No? You’re Probably Lying

It’s coming and no one—not even the federal government—can stop it. In our lifetime, marijuana, AKA grass, weed, pot, reefer, dope, ganja, Mary Jane, herb,…



Jerry’s Ink: An Addict Confesses

AN ADDICT CONFESSES   I remember when I first noticed it.   I got on the elevator in the building that houses my advertising agency…



Jerry’s Ink: Some Silly Questions From the Republican Party Underground

SOME SILLY QUESTIONS FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY UNDERGROUND • Is it safe to come out yet? • Can you believe there are still Republicans who…



Jerry’s Ink: Confessions of a Clumsy Oaf

This is a column that I wrote back in 1998. Let me state right now that every word you are about to read is true….