Archive for the ‘Jerry’s Ink’ Category
Jerry’s Ink: The Biggest Ass
I wrote this column a while ago. It seems to be everyone’s favorite. And although many years have gone by, the giant ass of my…
Jerry’s Ink: Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
For me it’s the best day of the year. It’s about food and family. I cook until I’m ready to drop. But at one point…
Jerry’s Ink: Did You Ever Smoke Grass? No? You’re Probably Lying
It’s coming and no one—not even the federal government—can stop it. In our lifetime, marijuana, AKA grass, weed, pot, reefer, dope, ganja, Mary Jane, herb,…
Jerry’s Ink: An Addict Confesses
AN ADDICT CONFESSES I remember when I first noticed it. I got on the elevator in the building that houses my advertising agency…
Jerry’s Ink: Some Silly Questions From the Republican Party Underground
SOME SILLY QUESTIONS FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY UNDERGROUND • Is it safe to come out yet? • Can you believe there are still Republicans who…
Jerry’s Ink: Confessions of a Clumsy Oaf
This is a column that I wrote back in 1998. Let me state right now that every word you are about to read is true….
