Sorry guys, as cute as they are, the petite lap giraffe just doesn’t exist in our realm.
We know, we know. But you’ve SEEN them. You’ve seen them on a live feed at www.petitelapgiraffe.com. You’ve seen them in HOT TUBS.
We did too. But let’s do a little research here. The Russian Petite Lap Giraffes featured on www.petitelapgiraffe.com can be traced back to a marketing group: Grey Global Group, which we’re guessing has some kind of connection to DirecTV.
Sorry to kill your dreams of owning a real life petite lap giraffe, but our curiosity got the best of us.
However, if you are still holding out hope, you can put your name on a waiting list of 300,000+ to get one, by clicking the “I Want Giraffe” button on the site.
We clicked it, you know, just in case.