Jenni Farley, a Long Island native and one of the cast members of MTV’s most talked about reality show “The Jersey Shore”, will soon be adding ‘author’ to her resume. Better known as “JWOWW”, she has announced that her new book,”The Rules According to JWOWW” is due out in February, according to the star’s official website.
The guidette turned celebrity’s first shot at writing will be an advice book for dating that discusses the do’s and dont’s of dating from a Jersey Shore perspective. With a scantily clad JWOWW in school girl attire, the cover boasts “shore tested secrets” for finding love. It will cover topics like how to avoid being booty called and “smushing” guys. The book will also offers “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death and kicking the competition to the curb,” according to New York Magazine. JWOWW was supposedly inspired by the 1995 self help book “The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right” and reflects it in style and tone, New York Magazine reports. However, that is not the best selling point as one of the authors of the dating rule book divorced her husband in 2000, according to JWOWW’s website.
The book is sure to be filled with the vast vocabulary that the show has introduced with terms and phrases such as “gorilla juice head”, and “creeping”.