Bridalplasty. Yes, bridalplasty. It’s exactly what you think it is.
Reality TV has already killed the music video–take Lady Gaga out of the picture and the “MTV (Music Television) Video Music Awards)” completely lose their legitimacy.
Celebrities before and after extreme plastic surgery–Which do you prefer?
We’ll give them The Real World, but The Hills and Teen Mom is just insulting to our intelligence. But, moving on to the subject at hand…BRIDALPLASTY…because no matter how many times we say it, we still can’t believe it.
E! has ordered a new show up for our viewing pleasure–Bridalplasty, where brides compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extreme plastic surgery. So, when the groom lifts his bride’s veil on their wedding day, he can let out one big “WTF!” when he sees his robotic Heidi Montag look-a-like bride standing before him.
The bridalplasty winner will be whisked away…into surgery…and viewers worldwide can see the results of the butchering enhancement in the next episode.
Oh. My. God.
We just can’t wait.
And the brides are putting EVERYTHING on the line. We mean…the description says it all. Losers of the bridalplasty procedure could “possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride.”
Wow. Just, wow.
The winner will also be rewarded with her dream wedding where she can show off her new silicone parts to her loved ones.
Shanna Moakler, whose career is apparently in the sewer, will host the show.
Our prediction: Every single woman on this show will look exactly the same, and would benefit more with therapy than free surgery.
Sad, but unfortunately true.