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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Are Officially Divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren announced Monday they are officially divorced. Break out the Ambien, its time to celebrate!

The couple showed up to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City for the execution of their divorce agreement.

This joint statement was posted on Tiger’s official website: “We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.


The divorce documents said very little about the details of the split, and of course were mum on Woods’ many explicit affairs.

The settlement was not disclosed, but reports suggest 30-year-old Elin stands to receive $100 million, despite their prenup. Apparently that went out the window when it was discovered that Tiger was sleeping with anything that moved.

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People reports that the couple will have joint custody of their children Sam Alexis, 3, and Charlie Axel, 1.

Really Tiger, was it worth it?

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