Did you know Haitians have cooties? You didn’t? Then you’re a step behind George W. Bush. When he was a little kid, mama Laura told him that girls and Haitians have cooties. That’s why, in this video from a trip to Haiti with Bill Clinton, he wipes his hand on the former president’s shirt sleeve after shaking hands with some earthquake survivors. Rumors that Bush then walked back to his hotel avoiding any cracks in the ground for fear he’d break his mom’s back are still unconfirmed.