“I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I’m your husband’s No 1 fan. And not just because he’s a black man. He’s mixed. And I wouldn’t really know what that looks like anyway.”
—Stevie Wonder to Michelle Obama
“One wig will be put into a museum and one will be burned.”
—Miley Cyrus on what she plans on doing with her wigs after the end of Hannah Montana
“‘Cougar’ has become so distasteful. I really hate that expression. ‘Puma’ has a sweeter quality, more elegant.”
—Demi Moore tells Harper’s Bazaar
“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.”
on his comeback
“You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.”
—Tiger Woods via text message to his alleged former mistress Joslyn James
“The video in a lot of ways is more about her even than it is about me. It was sort of a pop-art venture for me to bring her into my world in a way, the video is an attempt for her and I to erase pop music as we know it up until this very point. It’s meant to change the perspective of the world on what a pop music video should be and she’s kind of the vehicle for that.”
“I think I want a Range Rover. He said when I turn 16 he was going to give me his Lamborghini. But we all know Diddy’s not gonna give me his Lamborghini. He’s all talk.”
“I’m tormented by the need to create. With the loss of McQueen I feel like we lost one of the faces of modern creativity’s Mount Rushmore. There were times that the only thing that kept me on this earth was the need and responsibility to create.”
“We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
“I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate. You don’t have to have sex to be loved.”
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“Behold! My traditional St. Patrick’s Day feast: 7 Guinness, frozen asparagus soup, and 2 pieces of spearmint gum.”
—Conan O’ Brien via Twitter
“What I am sure about is I’m going to rejoice and be happy to finally not have to be … well, to not be somebody I’m not exactly. As I’ve grown into it, I’ve grown out of it. When I was 12, I thought, ‘I want to be famous all the time! I want everybody to recognize me!’ I can’t breathe looking like that anymore. A friend came by the set one day and said, ‘You don’t look very happy.’ I said, ‘I’m feeling claustrophobic in all these frills. I hate being thought of as a product. I am not a doll, and people want to treat me that way… I’m older now. I have an opinion. I have my own taste.”
—Miley Cyrus on being Hannah Montana
“It was very brief when I met her, there were a lot of people in the room, it was all a bit chaotic. I haven’t been around that kind of circus in years! I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ You know, I’ve been that woman!’ So it was very interesting to be on the outside looking in. She was very sweet. She asked me to sign her vagina.”
—Boy George on Lady Gaga
“We’re very, very sorry it happened. We know parents are concerned. I have a 9-year-old. I’m a dad. I’d be concerned too. It was a technical malfunction that caused the wrong previews to be shown on our kids on-demand channels.”
—Time Warner Cable spokesman Keith Poston to North Carolina viewers who got Playboy programming on two of their On Demand channels.
“I worked four different hotels and I had five girls that worked on the streets. I hated myself. I hated the way I looked in the mirror. I believed everything people said about me.”
—Diff’rent Strokes star Todd Bridges on being a victim of sexual abuse and his drug addiction
“Can you imagine the kind of responsibility I have with his reputation? I’m bedridden most of the week.”
—Katy Perry on her fiancé Russell Brand notorious womanizing ways
“In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life. With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season. Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation, I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges. My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security. With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV’s The Hills. At this time, however I feel I would not be honoring my country or myself if I were to continue this endeavor when I have the opportunity and the ability to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”
—Spencer Pratt to People on his decision to study software engineering with a emphasis on encryption at the University of Southern California so he can work at the cyber security division of American Defense Enterprises.
“I’d like to be Philip Seymour Hoffman’s boyfriend. I think we’d make a good couple. We’d look good, we’d look slightly odd and we’d go to interesting parties and people would be interested in us. I don’t know him, but I’d like to be his boyfriend.”
– Ewan McGregor tells the Scotsman
“We did the blonde shoot last year right before I went back to my darker look and decided I wanted to capture the blonde look, so what better way to do that than to create a calendar!?”
—Kim Kardashian on deciding whether to use her blond haired picture or black haired picture
This is for you on the day of your funeral. First off I am so sorry I am not there with you today. By that I mean my physical body is not with your physical body. However you know that my heart is right at your side. You also know the only reason I am truly not there is out of respect for your mother and her wishes to minimize the media attention as much as possible…”
—Corey Feldman in an open letter to Corey Haim
After an edited report about Kirstie Alley’s new diet company “Organic Liaison” aired on The Today Show on Tuesday, which mentioned a possible Scientology connection, Meredith Viera asked the actress:
“I wasn’t going to start with the whole Scientology controversy but i watched you watching that…”
“Well it’s such bullshi…can I say that?” Alley answered.
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To which Viera interrupted, “No you cannot!”
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